Welcome to the Death Clock, the Internet's friendly reminder that
life is slipping away. second by second. Like the hourglass of the
Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is.
To view your Death Clock, simply enter your birth date, sex and
smoking details in the form below and hit the Death Clock button.
The Pessimistic and Sadistic buttons are alternate forms of the
Death Clock with differing readout,. enjoy Death Clock.