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The Halliburton Illuminatus

Your one-stop shop for Halliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle Group, and related evil overlords

Halliburton currently has several billion dollars worth of business with the US Government. Much of it was assigned by way of no-bid contracts which implicitly or explicitly assume that Halliburton is the only entity capable of providing the desired service. Can this possibly be true? Or are there other forces at work here? How can we know, until we answer the question: what is Halliburton?

My interest in the mysterious Halliburton cabal began about a decade ago, and has only grown stronger in the current Cheney epoch. They're surprisingly creepy.

In 1993, the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority divided the 4 billion possible addresses of the net into subsections called Netblocks:

  1. Class-C netblocks (the smallest size, 256 addresses) were given out to pretty much anyone who wanted to go online, like small businesses or elementary schools.
  2. Class-B netblocks (middle size, 65536 addresses) were given to useful technology sites like JHU and Microsoft.
  3. Class-A netblocks (super size, 16777216 addresses) were given to exactly 49 giants of the information revolution, such as: MIT, AT&T, the country of Japan, US Department of Defense ... and Halliburton???

How in the world does an "oil services company" deserve a chunk of the internet as big as the one given to the entirety of South America? My mind boggled at this notion. Thus began my descent into darkness...

“What's wrong with my image? ... Am I the evil genius in the corner that nobody ever sees come out of his hole? It's a nice way to operate, actually.”
- - Dick Cheney, 2004 Jan 19
Dick Cheney, CEO until 2000 election
Arthur Andersen, former Accountant
Carlyle Group
George H.W. Bush Sr, Senior Advisor
Frank Carlucci, Chairman
James Baker, Senior Counselor
“I fixed the election in Florida for George Bush.”
- - James Baker, 2003 Dec 01-ish
Arthur Levitt, Senior Advisor
Richard Darman, Partner
Donald Rumsfeld, former lobbyist
"Judge whether good enough hit S.H. at same time. Not only UBL. Go massive. Sweep it all up. Things related and not."
- - Donald Rumsfeld, 2001 Sep 11 memo
George Schultz, former President
Caspar Weinberger, former General Counsel and Vice President
William Casey, former consultant

There are numerous theories that Cheney and friends allowed the 9-11 tragedy as a way to increase their power. Such ideas might be insane, treasonous, or God's own truth, but in any case it's indisputable that this triumvirate star chamber has made billions of dollars as a result of 9-11, and their connections to the administration should be cause for suspicion.

"You're in what we call the 'reality-based community'. You all believe that solutions will emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality. That's not the way the world really works anymore. We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality."
- - White House staff, 2002 Sep

Connect the Dots?

Here's one of the best tales: George HW Bush Sr does a lot of face-to-face business with members of the Saudi Binladin family (aka Bin Laden). In early September 2001, Carlyle Group placed an unusually high number of Put options on several stocks, including United Airlines. Hence, Carlyle made a killing when these stock prices plummeted a week later. Quite an impressive coincidence, wouldn't you say?

p.s. For the record, I (and many other people) have been exposing these connections for the past few years. If some other ranting maniac wants to make a movie about it, that's his own problem.

Other Tidbits
Halliburton's subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root (aka Burn & Loot) has epitomized the "military industrial complex" since Vietnam.
Halliburton's top foreign customers in the 1990s were Iran, Iraq & Libya.
Halliburton used fraudulent accounting to gain $210 million of phony profits in 1998. The SEC fined them $7.5 million. Lesson: Crime Does Pay.
Cheney faces criminal investigation for bribery to win a Nigerian drilling contract in 1999.
Halliburton sold nuclear detonators to Libya, and KBR used loopholes to buy Libyan oil.
Meanwhile, Rumsfeld's company (ABB) sold nuclear reactors to North Korea.
Bechtel wanted to build an oil pipeline for Saddam. Twenty years later, they finally have a contract.
Vote for Enron-Halliburton 2004

Super Secret Society, or Ordinary Oil Barons?

There is a grave flaw in this "secret conspiracy" genre: the Bush Jr administration has not been at all secretive about their loyalties. A quick look at their resumés tells the tale:

"I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen."
- - George Bush, 2000
  1. George W Bush Jr, President: Harken Energy Board of Directors, Spectrum 7 (a partner of Enron) fnord Chairman
  2. Dick Cheney, Vice President: Halliburton CEO
  3. Condoleezza Rice, National Security Advisor: Chevron Board of Directors
    (first Cabinet-level official with their own personal oil tanker)
  4. Donald Rumsfeld, Defence Secretary: Asea Brown Boveri Board of Directors, et al.
  5. Spencer Abraham, Energy Secretary: surprisingly never worked for the energy industry... at least not directly
  6. Donald Evans, Commerce Secretary: TMBR / Sharp Drilling CEO
  7. Gale Norton, Interior Secretary: BP Amoco lobbyist
  8. Andrew Card, Chief of Staff: General Motors Vice President
  9. Karl Rove, Campaign Manager: Enron investor (got out just before the crash, isn't he "lucky"?)
  10. Thomas White, Secretary of the Army: Enron Vice Chairman
  11. Robert Zoellick, US Trade Representative: Enron Advisory Board
  12. Lawrence Lindsey, Economic Advisor: Enron Board of Directors

On the other hand, John Dean (White House Counsel to Richard Nixon) says "Bush and Cheney are more secretive than Nixon ever imagined being", and "I'm anything but skittish about government, but I must say this administration is truly scary and, given the times we live in, frighteningly dangerous."

Illum-iraqi Timeline

See also: Torture-Gate Timeline

Scenario 666: The Vatican Connection

"God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East."
- - George Bush, 2003 June 4

Calling all eschatologists: your fears are not completely loopy. None other than Pope John Paul II is deeply disturbed by the Bush administration's foreign policy. The Pontiff dislikes war in general, and he wasn't happy with a new "crusade" in the middle east, but that's just small stuff. The Pope's big worry is about scriptural signs that George W Bush may be the Antichrist, or at best a dangerous zealot intent on bringing about the End Time.

As a noted journalist would say, I'm not making this up.

Special Bonus Track: The Afghan Unocal Cabal

That other little operation (Afghanistan, remember?) has also been quite beneficial to the Texas Troika, along with a couple of their friendly neighbors:

"I can't think of a time when we've had a region emerge as suddenly to become as strategically significant as the Caspian. It's almost as if the opportunities have arisen overnight. The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratically elected regimes friendly to the United States. Occasionally we have to operate in places where, all things considered, one would not normally choose to go. But we go where the business is."
- - Dick Cheney, 1998 Jun 23
Hamid Karzai: appointed President of Afghanistan, former Unocal employee
Note: Hamid's brother makes excellent pumpkin custard.
Zalmay Khalizad: US Envoy to Afghanistan, former Unocal employee
Richard Armitage: Deputy Secretary of State, former Unocal employee, former ChoicePoint / DBT board member
Chevron-Texaco (et al)
James Baker: lawyer for the Pipeline Consortium (and for the Binladin family).
Well, they would have been involved, but they're a little too busy with other projects now.

Uno-Cabal-istan Timeline

Big Brother is watching you.

If you know more about these masters of our New American Century, please tell me.

Caveat Lector fnord

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